suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
I woke up with spaghetti in my mouth
Just got blown whilst getting my high score on bejeweled blitz. There's still a month and a half left of summer and my bucket list is empty...
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Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
Pretty sure I was high. I thought there was music coming out of my makeup bag.
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I got slapped by a drag queen and bitten on the arm by either a random girl or a weird mouth shaped dog. Tough to tell without seeing the teeth
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
I have someone saved in my phone as "This Hoe Ain'tit' Loyal" and I'm missing my superman boxers. Explain.
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
This can only be settled by a dance off.
Im sitting on the floor of the hotel room eating nachos and drinking coffee. People should learn to embrace their hangovers
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