I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
She rode me to the beat of Baby Got Back. I swear to god.
We can grow old together and our livers can fail together
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You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
I was more obsessed with the sweat stain on her back that was simultaneously shaped like a vagina and the virgin Mary.
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
I have to drop off my inflatable penis costume at the bar for my bartender. Do you think you could meet me there at like 630?
Easter bunny might get some gnarly munches and not even have enought candy left to hand out
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Apparently "Do you want me to ruin your day now or later?" is not a good way to tell someone you're pregnant and it's theirs.
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
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