Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
I wake up every morning and wish that I didn't have to wear a bra
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
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If you're missing hair this morning, i'm sorry in advance
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
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Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
The moment I said this burrito on my nuts feels really good is the moment I knew I was drunk
My desire to pee is a lot higher than my need to be buzzed right now.
I asked him to get me another beer, and he started making muffins.
In all the years we have had drunk sex, have we ever done it in a bed?
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
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