What should our trivia night team be named?
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i'm gonna be such a cougar when i'm older...i just facebook stalked my little sister's 13 yr old boyfriend while drinking a bottle of wine....
The lawn was on fire, but I fixed it.
how come everytime i call mom shes doing tequila shots
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should my penis look like a turkey
I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
Drunk you is everything I aspire to be in life.
I think my staff loses a little bit of respect for me every time you're in town. I may have to puke at work ...again.
In my defense, I haven't stolen anyone's clothes yet.
Yeah, that's a plus.
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Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
I've sold more douches working here than one man should sell in a lifetime
He asked me to fly out to Seattle to participate in a week of marathon sex so I'm at the airport now. I'll call you when I get back.
I woke up only wearing a Breaking Bad "Los Pollos Hermanos" apron he got from Loot Crate next to a 3 empty bottles of Zima,Jolly Ranchers, and a jar of coconut oil. Fernet is one hell of a party starter
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
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