That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
so i never found you. but i found vodka. so its kinda the same
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
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Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
Dont act like I'm the only one that gets on a plane and picks out the one im gonna have fuck if we have time before the crash
Thoughts of banging the girl who just opened my beer with her teeth?
Dear America, sometimes I miss your Everclear and its consequences.
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
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It's like god touched my soul and said 'you will be great in bed'
She's posted my bail. Twice. Of course I'm going to be her wing girl.
That moment when you notice a tiny IR camera pointing at you, in your bed, at the apartment you found on Craigslist.
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
He’s over 6 feet has amazing posture and went to Harvard and has an awesome job and a great dick and loves Jesus and is an organ donor
Is this the guy you have listed as free food in your phone
Noooo he’s listed as free food #5
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