I'm gonna have a badass scar
I'm being pulled over???
For what!?!?!
??? I'm in a cab!!!!!
thus making me awesome and them whores
So I'm banging this nun...
Isn't that how all good stories start? I like it already...
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Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
Just made everyone at my party download the vuvuzela app for iPhone, the neighbors absolutely HATE us
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Im beginning to think that if I ever write an autobiography it will have to be mostly fill in the blank.
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
Of course he did. He is like the oprah winfrey for vaginas. Always giving that shit away.
Just got attacked by a family of raccoons, I have the worst luck.
Finding out you're not a mother on Mother's Day >>>
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
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