Todays outfit involves shorts with embroidered fish. This kids gonna die.
Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
She calls me Shortcake and bites my ear. Trust me, I'm FINE with bein the secret lesbian lover.
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I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
I wish pancakes were everywhere. Just pancakes. I want lilies at my wedding. No dress. Just priest. Just lilies.
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
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I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
You some how ended up sleeping on one of the beams that run along the ceiling of your house
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