I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
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She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
So you plan on doing double washing machine sex? Like. A double date. But with sex. On a washing machine..?
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
he was spitting whole peanuts projectile out of his mouth at the waitresses as they walked by and then yelled across the restaurant that he had "no problem kicking any of their asses"
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Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
I woke up to him pissing in their fireplace with fairy wings on.
I think I might be drunk enough to cut my own hair
I've made friends with the guy dressed as a gorilla that was chasing the guy dressed as a banana around with a super soaker full of vodka. I feel this will be a good relationship for me.
Dude. I legit missed class because I got too engrossed in the porn I was watching. Also I need to figure out how to get as flexible as these chicks. Some of the positions they do are outrageous.
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
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