hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
Ill pay your DUI fine if you just come see me nooooowwwww
no. its 2:30am and im not going to jail for a booty call
i went to a real vip club. the bathroom attendant was wiping down counters after girls wearing gucci did lines of coke on them. where did MY life go wrong
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
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New game: find the sober person in Tbell
Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
I might have snap chatted him. So here's what I need you to do. Find him. Abduct him. Get his phone. View the chat so he can't. Then, buy him ice cream. He deserves ice cream.
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We went the strip club and out of no where the waitress brings him over a quesadilla and a jäger bomb and says your usual!! He swore he had never been there before
She said it was unconventional for me to yell "Shazam!!" when I came inside her.
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
Can you masturbate to someone liking your instagram picture?
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
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