NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
found your viking helmet in the parking lot this morning, its missing a horn. There was still liquor in the remaining horn. shots from a viking helmet should be mandatory.
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
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Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
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foreskin is a definite game changer
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
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