Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
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The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
Dipping doritos in Grey Poupon. Why does no one treat me like the lady I am?
For the record, saying you're friends with the owner doesn't work when the owner is the one throwing you out.
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
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Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
How do you tell an ex that banging less hot chicks than me is highly insulting? I almost want to try and get him laid with a pretty girl just to save some face for dating him so long.
I feel like emojis are just meant for explaining sex without using words to make anyone uncomfortable. It's a true gift
just bought myself a "your about to get violated in every way so you deserve this chipotle" steak bowl.
I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
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