I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
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I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
What shirt can I wear out that says 'I may have a broken arm, but it's not the one I give handjobs with'?
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Because of his penis, I can't even look at a hot dog
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
i’m just listening to christina aguilera’s “your body” on repeat and trying not to pass out at my desk.
Just realized I'm still chewing the same gum post blow job. This Stride shit really has everlasting flavor. They should totally have an ad campaign based on blow jobs.
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
sometimes you just have to listen to beyonce and cry. that's how life works
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