Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
his dog just threw up on me too. its like im a throwup magnet to that family.
The frequency that you give me blue balls couldn't be healthy.
Just grabbed my laptop and a beer to take a shit. Mom gave me a look of disgust. I miss college.
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I have a ginormous moral hangover. Strip club blues.
he found you with your pants down, trying to straddle the urinal. no one should have to see their sister like that. ever.
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
Found a guy passed out on the coffee table with a thong duct taped from ear to ear.
Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
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I drunkenly transformed into shehulk last night and lifted every single guy off the ground bc one guy told me that there was no way I was strong enough. Don't worry, I proved them wrong. Stupid stereotypical men.
When I say "is it a bad idea to do Mollie before an 8hr shift tomorrow?" I dont want to hear the truth I want to hear you encouraging my bad decisions
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
I need to find a divorced guy with a boat and let my tits do the talking
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