She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
dude, the building's fire alarm was going off for over an hour last night and you didn't move
that's ok, when I'm passed out drunk I'm impervious to flame
that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
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So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
Are you sighing at your phone and judging me right now?
Cant wait to drunkenly tell by kids that i banged their aunt katie in a weird threesome
I had such a pleasant walk of shame. The sun was shining, I smiled at all the high school suckers who judged me on their way to school, and I made friends with an old guy and his dog.
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I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
Eredayimstrugglin ..Can we talk about the fact that I just typed "er" and it autocorrected to that. Fuck my life.
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off
You were wearing a sequin mini, with Tevas. And you still got laid.
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
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