thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
I just spent the past twenty minutes checking out a girl who turned out to be a mannequin. I need AA.
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My vagina has become a graveyard for my brother's friendships...
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
seriously considering responding to a craigslist ad for a lesbian cunninlingus instructor...at this point i'm so desperate for a job that i'm willing to switch teams.
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
Totally shot down my boss for sex today. Approaching this weekend with a clear conscience and an untouched vagina.
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He stared me down while singing "Let Me Love You" to me while we were having sex. I don't know whether to marry him or file a restraining order.
When I woke up next to him on the living room floor, my glasses were broken and it felt like someone rubbed a cactus all over my vag
I tried to find an emoji but none convey my excitement for receiving good sex soon
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
Sitting on my couch watching TV in my underwear drinking a bottle of wine.... and you want to interrupt me to come pick you up. No I will not do it.
I broke my dick don't ask me how I need help putting in a catheter so I can piss.
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