I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
I really wish I could go back in time to change the course of events that led to me sitting on the internet at 3 Googling 'Traumatic masturbation' while talking to you about failed dates, and running a virtual restaurant in a video game.
yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving on the wrong side of the road at 6am still drunk with cum drying in my hair and left eye.
I feel like death. And death is wearing a fleece blanket as a dress. And is seriously contemplating wearing this to go get something to eat.
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what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
don't blame me for your drunken lack of judgement
big words... still drunk. dont care. your fault.
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
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Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
i had a flashback to you roaring like a dying tiger and then throwing your wallet (maybe?) at the cat in the living room and saying "you're the only adult that lives here take all my money"
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
Because, after all, nothing quite says life in 2020 than doing laundry at 9:40 on a Friday morning to make sure you have masks and underwear.
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