We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
as soon as I walked into work this morning, my boss called me out on my hangover, patted me on the back and said I'm getting time an a half for even showing up. Did I really look that bad this morning?
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
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She keeps stunt undies in her bag, 2 sizes too small. She leaves them behind so the guy thinks he was luckier than he was...
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
Welp I just blew a load probably the size of a small pond if not a lake
Who the fuck is this
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
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Of course I have a pirate flag
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
Just bailed on her the best way possible. Got tickets to the game. Only issue is.... if we lose, we not only lost, but I skipped sex to watch us lose
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
Jello shots? I thought you weren't drinking tonight.
Im not drinking im slurping
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
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