so just incase you wake up on the couch wondering how you got there--you came home at 7am, put ice in a cup--then you proceeded to put the cup in the microwave and melt it because you "wanted water". you then, fell down the stairs while saying "you don't know me" then crawled to the couch.
He asked if I wanted to blow his flute? Please call me and pretend there is a family emergency!!!
He was about to puke, and so I handed him an empty beer can. In retrospect, not very helpful.
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
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I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
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Oh Jesus.
I'm gonna make a mold of your dick so I can make popsicles
How external is "for external use only"?
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
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Any formal decision about whether we're planning to objectify naked women with daddy issues tonight?
Hahaha my philosophy professor just opened class with "I had a shitty weekend and I was at the bar until 815 this morning. So bear with me".
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
how does someone with a Masters Degree leave poop in an ashtray in the sink? It just blows my mind
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
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