so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
I caught myself masturbating while watching a baseball game today. It was over before I realized what was going on. And then I was just confused.
I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
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Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
mom just told me i had to find a fake by next wednesday.
I hid my booze in my old Sesame Street lunch box. Big Bird might be disappointed, but I feel Oscar the Grouch would approve.
Police were closing down the bar due to gunfight and I was crying because they wouldn't let me finish putting temporary shamrock tats on my boobs
I don't understand how she could dump me AFTER we had shower sex. I'm fucking great at shower sex
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The nurse who handed me my discharge papers underlined and highlighted do not consume alcohol while on my painkiller its like she knows me.
I show up hung over with mcdonalds. Why wouldn't he have sex with me? It's a fucking leap year...
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
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