Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
Whoever put the tambourine in the dryer is a douche. Worst hangover wakeup ever
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
all time personal low: room service guy going "You want french fries AND onion rings???"
That bitch makes my crazy look like a walk in the park with cotton candy
Woke up this morning with my period. Saw a commercial for the beginning of Shark Week. I see what you did there, Mother Nature. My pad's off to you.
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
If a raisin and a desert had a bastard child that would be the inside of my mouth right now
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
...and as she's going down on me I look at the speedo and I'm doing 15 under, with 6 cars tailgating me, and I know her parents saw her head pop up because they were the car right behind us.
we just ate hash browns in a nativity scene with baby jesus
I didn't think I was even that high but when we were standing in the cop car's headlights I totally forgot how to use my arms
My new years resolution is going to be to stop drunk snapchatting old hook ups asking them when we're going to bang again
Woke up next to a half eaten Philly Cheesesteak. Honestly probably one of the top 3 things I've ever woken up next to.
dude you know how i got totally hammered and lost my phone at some frat when i came to visit you two months ago? yeah well someone mailed it back to me in minnesota.. with a picture of a cock as the screen savor
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