Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
We made a drinking game out of poaching eggs. When did our life turn into a really awesome version of Top Chef?
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
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I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
I really don't think you should have 'baptized' your tattoo in vodka the same night you got it.
Your car is in front of my house. Keys are in the mailbox. There is a fire hydrant in your trunk. Happy Birthday
I broke my arm trying to do a hand stand in my shower to wash the hate out of my asshole.
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I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
Learn from me. When going to a booty call do not wear a belly shirt. Nothing says shame like a belly shirt at 7am.
Totally clawed myself in the face during sex. I can die happy?
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
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