The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
pick me up and take me to a bathroom i have to shit
no
the bathroom is right infront of the beerpong table
im sorry you werent invited but you live 2 blocks away PLEASE
So bad night, ended up beating off to porn and eating Keebler elf cookies.... at the same time :-(
JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
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i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
Ok, so for future reference, in Rome, "piano bar" means "brothel".
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
I've had more sex in the two weeks since we broke up than I ever had in any two weeks we were together.
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No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
Then you jumped in the pool because your were convinced the scratches on your neck from the cat were gills and you could breathe underwater.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
Forgot to tell you--the bartender at Crowbar set his arm on fire last night. He was doing this "Cocktail" bartender trick of pouring alcohol that was on fire between glasses. Then some leaked out, onto his arm, and set his arm on fire, then his shirt. Exciting! (And he's ok).
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
I told him you're making deviled eggs for the party. Sisters make deviled eggs to get their sisters laid. It's science.
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