My brain says no but my pants say off.
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
just spent the last 4 hours searching ex-girlfriend porn to make sure there are no photos of me
I take back everything I said about communal showers
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She just got out of the car and said "hold on purse.. It's going to be a bumpy ride"
We almost forgot to tip the maids, so we left the rest of the gin, some tonic water and a lime. They earned it
I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
Come over. Bring cocaine. And my t shirt with the dolphin on it.
I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
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Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
I butt dialed her mom while cheating on her. Needless to say Christmas will be awkward.
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she cant stop having the shits.
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
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