5 am is for sleeping. Or getting railed on by a stranger. But never for fundraising. Get real.
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
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let's see, i ended up walking for an hour towards a macdonalds that didnt exist, sprinted full tilt into a powerline, and left a 30 dollar tip to a waitress at dennys we made friends with. I REGRET NOTHING
Just specific performance'd my way into her pants. I literally said specific performance and that shit worked. Thanks B. Law!
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
How's dinner? Come here? You can bring your boyfriend if you're ok leaving without him
you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
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I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
I left my Bacardi and dignity in your freezer. Will come get it later.
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
Randomize