I just walked into a tree. I think it's time to go home.
dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
For the amount I put out, I should be going on way more dates.
from now on when you get up to pee in the middle of the night, check to see if im sleeping in your parking lot.
i do.
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I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
He told me he was in a Proactive commercial. It didn't seem to work for him but he was buying me shots so I slept with him anyways.
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
We are stranded. Come find us. Bring an egg
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
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i would really love it if at least once per weekend i did not wake up to you half naked passed out on the floor
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I'm sitting in my car avoiding a customer. Apparently the new year hasn't affected my attitude nor work ethic
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
I feel so accomplished. I've cleaned my room, done laundry, called those places, gotten jobs, and masturbated.
I'm so proud of you.
Dude. Don't do acid and go to Disney on ice. Hear my warnings. That snow monster will fuck your shit up.
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