Were we dating when my roommates and I had the 'everyone gets laid' part?
Ya
I used to kick so much ass
Hey, It's Lauren. i wanted to talk to you tonight. I like you, as you know because kyle told you. I was wondering if you liked me too?
Are you in the third fucking grade? Check yes or no.
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
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Sitting at a bar next to a guy wearing sunglasses drinking a pitcher by himself and having an argument with himself over if journey is more ballin than kiss. Feel better about myself.
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
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dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
Major life highlight, she said my dick taste like coffee.
I couldn't even tell you how many times I've said "wrong hole" today
Hope everything goes ok. If it makes you feel better, I straightened vomit into my hair and killed a bird earlier.
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
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