I mean I can't believe yesterday ended w/ your house getting firebombed. What an unexpected turn of events
I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
Things I've learned: after you move in with a girl it's much less satisfying to wipe your dick on her sheets after sex because now they're your sheets too
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
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Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
Don't feel bad sweetie, you're not the only classy one in town. I'm still driving around with that tupperware of tequila in my cup holder from last week's Margarita Monday.
Hey, please tell me that you and dad are having actual steaks tonight and I did not just get sexted by my dad
GLITTER SLIP N SLIDE MUTHAFUCKAH~
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I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
Just bought a gingerbread house kit and pregnancy tests. Happy holidays.
He just turned down phone sex for hockey and I'm so relieved I'm fucking a straight guy that I'm barely even mad
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
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