i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
The professor just announced to the class that I talked to him in the bar on my birthday.
rather than putting your name in guys phones, you just texted 90999 to donate $10 to Haiti and then gave it back to them
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
there was a fucking fire juggler. but it was ok bc i was in the kiddie pool and it was the safe zone
It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
You realize your sleeping pills are working when you pick up your iPhone and almost bite it because you thought it was a graham cracker
What happened to fro yo and sex?
Kids I used to babysit are now fuckable members of my social media periphery.. Getting old sucks
Tequilla is a sneaky bitch ninja that doesn't kick in until you least expect it. Then BAM! You're peeing in unconventional places.
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