I just gave my whole company pinkeye. How's that for a summer intern's lasting impression? BOOYAHH
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
I'm like 99% sure I made out with Kevin Spacey last night. Not good.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
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Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
You know how hard it is to jerk off in a bathtub with a dog staring at you?
She wants to go as a facebook "like" for halloween, but right now her costume looks more like the hamburger helper hand with broken fingers.
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
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He put his name in my phone as David Hot Guy With Tattoos and I fell in love because that's what I was going to change his name to anyways
He was gunna drive a half hour for a makeout sesh. Time to take the diapers off and learn about the wonders of the penis, dude
You know you're getting old when 19 year olds you've met on tinder advise you that you should start looking for a wife and/or the mother of your children
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
Good news my life of crime finally paid off
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
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