Are we in a gay sports bar?
First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
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He's coming over, and I hope he doesn't get hungry. I'm sure its not proper protocol to bring one booty call to another booty call's house for the munchies.
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
He just subscribed to one of my Spotify playlists. The next step is sex.
When someone's woman crush wednesday is an ultrasound of her unborn daughter...
I can't
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
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the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
So what if you don't want to be with your family. Go drink alone and watch Netflix like a normal person, don't be productive!
I had a dream that you were telling me how good you are at parkour and legit you were doing it just like Michael Scott...
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
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