if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
May or may not have just drunkenly opened my christmas presents. Greatly disappointed. Might break up sooner.
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just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
If I was 5 years younger and single...
She STILL wouldn't fuck you.
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Nothing says I'll be 22 tomorrow like washing the vomit out of your hair at 4pm
Lo siento on account of my penis...
I said I wanted pizza tattoo on my ass and the tattooist asked me what I wanted on it.
I need an outfit that says "thanks for hiring me" but also says "i want dick in my mouth".
Flight got cancelled. Stayed in the same hotel as the flight crew so now I can cross Sex with Pilot off the bucket list
He regularly flies into DC, so I’m going to sign him up for my Frequent Flyer program!
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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