Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
My husband was abducted by a group of disco dancers in the parde and danced off down the street. If you see him, tell him to Hustle on home and clean the cat box. #MardiGras
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
I need a beard to bite.
Matched with the lumberjack. Here's your wedding invite.
11:30 you texted me saying he was on his way. 11:37 you said, "Oh my God that was terrible."
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
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