I just ate an adderall and jelly sandwich in front of my mom. Homework time!
Ive been home for 20 minutes and I'm already in bed with a vodka tonic
Drinking wine in my childhood bed getting ready to go to sleep in order to wake up for my menial temp job. Thanks, college degree, I can handle the real world.
He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
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We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
All I've eaten today is cookie dough, pecan pie and three shots of jack. Finals week here I come.
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
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I wish drunk me came with subtitles
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
So you're not gonna be in town tonight?! Your dick was the light at the end of my academic tunnel!
Hey now one little girl thought it was cool I was covered in blood. Apparently according to her Mom she wants to be a surgeon when she grows up
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
Adulthood is putting your bongs in the dishwasher because you're too lazy to clean them manually.
Are you ok dude?
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