you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
I'm not upset with you; I'm upset with Fox News.
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
He wore homemade jorts on our first date. I'm not sure if I should leave now or embrace the white trash lust and marry him
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In line at the grocery store. The girl ahead of me is in a wetsuit and just bought 3 cases of beer and a bottle of vodka. I want to go where she's going...
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
I need a straight guy to pretend to be my boyfriend for 30 minutes so that I can pull off an act of petty vengeance. Interested?
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
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Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
Masturbating during the Olympics and cumming during the national anthem really is everything it's cracked up to be. Just thought you should know.
Thou shall not get drunk and hit bitch cup in pong and take shirt off while wearing a see-through lace bra again
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
She texted me this morning asking why all of her house pillows were inside her mini-van.
So thats where i built my buckingham palace
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
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