I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
Fun fact: Antibacterial soap will not take the combined smell of bbq sauce and vagina off your hands.
I want to have a prehistoric party. By that, I mean I want to dress up as a dinosaur and get drunk. That's all I want in life.
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You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
Hey will pizza rolls help if you accidentally get a diabetic chihuahua drunk?
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
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Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
I feel like a pile of chihuahua shit that got eaten by a Great Dane who puked it up and then set it on fire.
...and that's why girls with IBS don't paint their nails
Basically I will actually need a reindeer pulled sleigh to make it to all the penises in one night.
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
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