Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
I woke up this morning and saw that I had transferred $0.75 from my savings account to my checking account.
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
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i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn't sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan
Thing I actually said tonight: "I want to achieve Ultimate level drunkenness, I'm only at Champion"
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I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
We got cut off at a bar at 4pm. We aren't human
I just saw a woman give her infant whiskey tits. About ten minutes ago she was doing shots, and now she's breast feeding. Whiskey. Tits.
Had a job interview today. Walked into the room and said "IT'S GO TIME, BITCHES".
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