I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
checking your phone to see who you drunk dialed last night isnt as funny when you see you had a 17 minute call to your dad.
you were crying because peter frampton wasnt your dad
I want an alcoholic time machine so we could skip to new years eve
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
I had to take the fire extinguisher from him. He was just sitting on the floor petting it.
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
Okay well we need to be adults. We're gonna end up with diabetes or some shit.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
I know right. I don't even want to have sex today. I did anyway but that's besides the point.
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
A guy just threw up in my lecture of 500 ppl and just got up and walked away
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