Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
I just typed 14 shots of Smirnoff into my calorie count toolbar. Then typed pole dancing 1.5hrs into the calorie burner search. Should break even.
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
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I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
she's a nursing student, i didn't think vomit would freak her out so much
you puked ON HER
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
Still no second date. Guess you shouldn't show guys your taser on the first date.
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somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
Bruh. You offered the cashier tater tots that you had stuffed in your pocket.
Yeah, and? She might've been hungry.
This date is awful. He’s too boring to bang
Is porn accurate? Can I order a pizza and do the delivery boy?
Randomize