I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
I didn't know it was possible to throw up mid-sneeze.
You came into my room at 3am.. drunk.. and asked to do spanish homework together. Props for being a good student.
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You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
pretty sure if my vagina had a mouth, it would have been smiling afterwards.
This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
All I need right now is some mouthwash, dignity, and security camera footage...
Going to jail was so much more fun than I thought it would be. I feel like I walked away with more than just a bomb-ass mugshot, I feel like I made some life long friends.
Celebratory bar crawl?
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I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
I got really upset about missing him last night when I was demonstrating penis sizes of the people I've slept with using a tape measurer to my roommates
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
Pretty sure the guy at the Halloween party dressed as an ice cream man is working his way through the building without a care for gender or age. He high-fives me on his way out each morning.
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
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