Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
People kept wishing me happy birthday last night. apparently i was 21st birthday drunk
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I just witnessed Grandma making her infamous daiquiris. Extraordinary.
So many people have lost their virginity on my futon... I think it is only the right thing to bronze it and put it on display
If you value my life, if you value your own, please look for that godforsaken cookie. Please.
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
My cab driver just started a conversation with "Three years ago I pleaded guilty..." Check on me later tonight please.
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In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
Make sure you plan your visit for October. That's ACL festival, it's like every Bro in the country converges on Austin. My vagina wants to go hunting.
So how do I get back in good graces for trying to trade you for superbowl tickets?
Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
It's just a friend who is recently single and I'm going to heal his broken heart with my vagina
Other than the whole stab wound in my leg thing, today was pretty good. The nurses all loved me and gave me a sandwich and juice.
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