At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
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There are 18k people at the game and I'm next to the one guy who pulls his underwear down to his ankles to piss.
he can get married early and ruin his life but he sure as hell isn't ruining mine with a shitty bachelor party
Dude I was walking down the street and threw up in a plastic cvs bag. Tequila wins again.
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
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I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
Dude, you GARGLED with bleu cheese last night!
So apparently I tried texting you last night to tell you I wasn't coming home, but all I had typed were lyrics from Evita
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
The best part of being a lesbian? If I'm late for work at a hookup's place I can use her make up and peace out. Well and all the sex of course.
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