do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
Alright this has to stop. Without adderall I don't even have the motivation to get laid. College has ruined me.
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
I'm having a really difficult time dealing with the fact that my dog now shares a name with Snooki's crotch-spawn.
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I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
Hold on. At Sephora trying to decide what despair smells like.
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
Pretty sure this ice cream truck is following me.
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Can't be like "hey can you elaborate on this three year old tweet" can I?
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
Fuck me I smell like cheese
we were all too drunk to realize that the cat wasnt yours
I fucked her with a giant balloon tied to my dick. You tell ME how my night went
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
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