Facials are how you say "I love you" in porn star.
i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
you have to be so drunk to ignore a taser
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Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
I'm considering telling her about my dream where I made a sex tape with her boyfriend. you know to test our friendship
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
I WALKED myself out of breath. And I'm lost I'm a Tim Hortons parking lot. That's how hungover I am.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
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He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
There is pretty much a target on everyone's lips when I am drunk. EVERYONE
Just got smoked out by my boss. Working in politics is great.
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
6 showers laters and I still feel like I have his vomit in my vagina. At least I could help him figure out he's gay.
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