me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
You can call me Bill Clinton. I brought 2 good looking Asians home last night.
i hate when i ask a girl what she's being for halloween and the first word isn't "slutty"
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
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UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
I literally told her "she's a sandwich I'd like to make" and that's all it took
drunk caitlyn doesn't know how to work gmail. so know an email has been sent to the entire campus with a picture of me naked eating a bagel attached.
Dude, jerking off when you're all hopped up on pre workout energy supplements has got to be the greatest thing I've ever done.
I asked him why he was eating an entire can of refried beans, the only answer I got was "revenge"
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So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
Look, I've got a really big car. We just need to put ourselves in it and put some body parts in other body parts.
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
I'm going to target high, just in case I ask you where my paycheck went later
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
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