the vacuum is drunk
what?
i spilled my drink and tried to vacuum it and now the vacuum is drunk
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
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I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
Guess who won bingo at the senior center and is going to jail all in the same night?
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
If thou arrisest to consciousness before I, rise me to an office of alertness for occupations such as brunch. Warm Regards, your roommate.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
THE CONDOM ONLY COVERS HALF OF HIS DICK I AM IN THE BATHROOM PANICKING
Dear god how many nuts did u bust in me my vagina feels like a bowl of jello.
I'm standing at the bottom of the driveway w a sign that says plow me
I need vodka and champagne for my new favorite drink, vodkapagne. Alternative spellings are "vodkapain" and "vom-machine"
Just had a med school interview with that doctor I fucked in college. He remembered. Asked if I still have my nipple rings. Overall, I think it went well.
I have jizz, in my hair. I'm sitting in class with jizz. In. My. Hair. I need to make better life choices.
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