I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
I want to give you a handjob with my mouth.
I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
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you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
she wants me to meet her parents and she hasn't even met my penis yet.
if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
I almost punched the night nurse in her face. I woke up and she was standing over me.
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
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And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
Swear to god our friendship has its limits. Stop peeing on the fucking refrigerator.
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
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