Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
You poured sparks in your panties and NOW you're wondering why you have a UTI?
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
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8$ liquor pitchers. I'm gonna wear two or three pairs of underwear so when drunk me takes them off there'll still be a pair on.
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
There are too many people and smells in this elevator for my hangover to handle.
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
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Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
Figured out how to triple bathroom speed at #lollapalooza.. Girl squats, guy 1 goes between her, guy 2 uses urinal. Your welcome.
How the fuck did we end up at a strip club last night.. We started the night playing bingo at a church
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
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