All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
it took me 2 minutes to realize that it wasn't HER hand on my penis. First, and worst threesome ever..
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The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
I should show up to the gym drunk more often. I felt like i really motivated all the fat people.
High school girls are buying me shots. This will not end well.
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
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Some guy just ate one of the dog treats. I have him a free beer. I love my job.
I went to the strip club tonight. I had never gone, and in a panic I gave the dancer giving me a lap dance a handshake and introduced myself. Redefines business casual.
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
She can't even plan ahead to have toilet paper for her next shit
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
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