Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
Just got hit on by a middle-aged puerto-rican clown who told me that it would be bad to date someone who offers to buy me coffee and makes something of themselves. I love the NY subway.
Are you sure you didn't shit in my back yard?
You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
I want to get a list going called "D list celebs I've kissed"
The perfect man would keep a whisky sour in my hand and give me endless sex. I really don't think that's too much to ask for.
Like you haven't hit rock bottom until you have had to throw your own turd out a window
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
This date is awful. He’s too boring to bang
Is porn accurate? Can I order a pizza and do the delivery boy?
Randomize