Do you remember when I jumped into your arms and you farted?
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
I'm currently blowing up the downstairs bathroom at work. I wish I could foursquare this.
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
Word of advice, don't put your jar if peanut butter in the microwave, blue fire comes out
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
I just handed a girl a slice of pizza and she handed me her number. Is this how Vegas hookups normally begin?
he went to the bathroom at 5am only to come back and squeeze my boob before going back to sleep
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I bought 10 disposable adhesive bras and duct tape. If Home Depot can't help my breasts defy gravity, nothing will...
LMAO
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
I just caught my bangs on fire trying to lite a bowl while driving. Thank god it wasn't my eyebrows like last time.
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